Honey update

 Honey woke me up, crying, at 1:30 am. At first, I just told her to shut up but she kept crying. Finally, I got up and realized I couldn't see her. I turned on the light and. . . she was stuck. . . under my bed. I couldn't pull her out because she cried if I pulled so I had to lift my entire bed frame to let her get out. 

She was face out on my side which means she must have crawled all that way. I can't even imagine how that happened. She is almost too stupid to be alive. But I do love her. 

Also, she's fat. Like, I know she's fat, but she's really super fat. She's already at a disadvantage on account of being so inbred. So! Honeybear is on a diet!